Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What shape has a knighthood?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the bee say to the flower?