Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do little fish love to play with?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?