Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do ducks get after they eat?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why are babies so good at basketball?