Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do bears keep cool?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?