Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do you massage a chicken wing?