Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do fish do at parades?