What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where does breakfast live?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?