Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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What kind of monkey flies to school?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
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What do birds serve on Halloween?