What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth hurt-y.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which is the worst season?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a flying police officer?