What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?