What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do jokesters study in college?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?