Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Because they love to add items to the cart.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?