My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?