Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What birds always travel in twos?