Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?