What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do goats and moms have in common?