What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What says: oom oom oom?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?