What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?