Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How does a cow do math?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?