Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?