What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What fairy loves to count?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?