Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where are average things manufactured?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What type of music do frogs listen to?