Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is furniture so generous?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?