Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the bunny upset?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?