Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?