Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which fly makes films?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the mime upset?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?