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Because they think everything stinks.
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Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
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What do fish do at parades?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?