Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?