What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why was the cat so small?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?