What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the cat so small?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?