What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What bird is losing its hair?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which subject has two parts?