What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do you compliment a cat?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do math teachers love March?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do snowmen get information?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.