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What do you give a sick pig?
What's the politest month?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?