Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of dog chases anything red?