Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
When should you start writing a book?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What animal floats best?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call siblings who love math?