Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do naked fish play with?