Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?