What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?