What's the politest month?
May.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?