What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do jokesters study in college?