What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?