What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where do pigs love to take naps?