What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?