Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why is money so stubborn?