Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Which is the worst season?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?