What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What are you studying in math?
Which singer could always break a five?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do some people love eating snails?