Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?