What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?