Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What's the richest basketball team?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?