How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?