What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
What did March say to the madness?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which fly makes films?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where can you always get cheap gas?