Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What insect runs away from everything?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
It's Crowded!
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What fish sings the best?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?