Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's the politest month?