What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did electricity win the race?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the holiest insect?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?