What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How are teens like cats?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?