What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which cats have the best manners?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?