What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did summer say to spring?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
