How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?