Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?