Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?