What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
A book just fell on my head.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?