What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How much does freedom weigh?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?